Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Anything Else You Want To Know?

I love my clients but sometimes you get the odd one that just wants to know TOO much! Just like my conversation I had with one of them this morning...

Client: "So what are you buying your husband for Christmas?"
Me: "Umm, I don't have a husband."
Client: "Oh, boyfriend?"
Me: "Mmmm, No boyfriend."
Client: "Significant Other?"
(At this time I'm sure she's thinking I'm a muff diver!...err, lesbian. LOL)
Me: "Don't have one of those either. It's really just me & my daughter and we're both happy with that."
(Okay so that's a little white lie but she doesn't need to know EVERYTHING!)
Client: "So where did he go?"
Me: "I killed him." LOL.
Client: [blank look with a little mix of fear on her face]
Me: "Umm, I guess he just decided he didn't want to be a father?"
(Are you serious? Am I really having this conversation with you?)

I am one of those people who would just rather keep my personal life to myself and act happy when really I'm not. It's not about me...it's about them! Why do they want to know these things?? Grrrr.

That's my rant for today.
xo

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